Eltain snickers at the ridiculousness of the idea.
"It can't work worse than me trying to pass as a true drow would. Though I'm sure any Eladrin mad and traitorous enough to try such a thing would find himself cursed by Corellon in short order and transformed into a true drow." He pauses and then glares at Zyrr. "And no, I will not test that. I don't have that pressing a need to be able to see in the dark."
(OOC: Yeah, my first thought was "So basically Eltain is Princess Dewcup.")