"I'm sure we can find a way to help you with your dilemma, as our skills are wide and varied, but I'd like to know more about a couple of things first. Of course I won't ask anything too personal."
Mr. Johnson doesn't appear particularly surprised by this.
"I figured you would. That wasn't supposed to be everything, just a quick summary."
He then steeples his hands, and visibly dials back the Mr. Friendly act back a notch or twelve.
"What do y'all wanna know?"
I think by this point everyone expects the Spanish Inquisition.