1001 Bad Plot Hooks

[The Glyphstone]

219. You're a socially-awkward gamer whose way of life was shattered when an alien race butchered your species over a misunderstanding. The remainder of your kind is searching for a new world to inhabit.

220. You're a vast, space-borne alien cyborg, your body a conglomerate of machines and biology. You serve as a protector, yet you are dragged into "games" of death by an equally-powerful monstrous entity. One of your battles forces you into a black hole, but you miraculously survive as a spiritual entity with vast control over the universe itself. But you know that your enemy's arrival in this place is inevitable as well...

224. Your party is a group of high-level druids, but the DM has applied a homebrew 'fix' that takes away your spellcasting, forces you to physically encounter animals before being able to wildshape into them, and prevents you from spending more than two hours in Wildshape at a time. On the bright side, you can now Wildshape at will and have Telepathy while wildshaped. On the not-so bright side, you must defend your kingdom from an invasion by Tsochari from the Far Realms, who have infiltrated and taken over many key authority figures.

225: The DM's girlfriend joins your game, and gets to play an overpowered homebrew centaur-like race with telepathy, all-round vision, and an scythe-tail natural weapon. Survive her wacky hijinx.