1001 Bad Plot Hooks

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184: A mad artificer has developed a new super bouncy breed of gelantinous cube

I'm stealing this. It's just too good. The look on my players' faces must be seen.

188: Your father the king has died and you've come to the funeral but there have been several mishaps. Your uncle is late, your brother cannot pay for the funeral like he said, your cousins fiancee is acting strangely, and a halfling wishes to speak to you of his relations to your father

Death at a Funeral

191: You have no memory of your past but know several dangerous skills in combat, and people wish you dead

Bourne Identity

193: You have been left by your mother with your two venerable aged uncles who wish nothing to do with you and spend there time practicing there archery. Convice them to teach you to be independent well learning of there story

Secondhand Lions

194: You are to interrogate a human that was found at a destroyed ship. Find out what happened, confirm your suspicisions of your rivals death

Usual Suspects?

196: Your a high level cleric in a evil empire, and your child has just destroyed your super weapon convince him to join or destroy him.

Um...
Uh...
I got nothing.