Murphy's Law 6: Will we ever stop burning through threads so quickly?

[leakingpen]

... "You don't wanna know."

That's all you had to say.

Hell, you could've played along with the joke

"Next you're gonna tell me you can't get rid of a disease by killing the patient."

Actually, I'm reading an online web novel (Tales of Mu), in which certain diseases are cured by a potion that temporarily makes you undead, since, if your dead, the disease no longer can live in you. (it also makes a great morning after pill, apparently)