Batman hang chocolate shall suffice.

Not going to read that fic yet (I'm in the middle of one as we speak) but from what I've seen of reviews it should be a good'n.

Tangent: friendship = magic. Maybe Twilight Sparkle is getting Steiger because of this? It would explain her teleport now, but not when freaked out powers for one. It has some pretty interesting ramifications if you assume it is true and then view the series through that lens.