... which I'll just roll here. (1d100)[62]
1-20: whiff! He then tumbles and counterattacks:SpoilerTumble: (1d20+10)[20]; 15+ means no AoO four you.
He then strikes with webby inkiness on his sword, and there's a small fire elemental behind you. (1d20+6)[25] with flank for (1d4+4)[8] damage.
21-100: What is that brown stuff between your fingers? Dead kobold! 150xp, small chain shirt, small shortsword, mwk tumble tool (Boy George extended play LP of "I'll Tumble 4U")