Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
None of you are setting the bar high enough. This is Exalted. Drunken-Surfing-Wet-Shirt-Volleyball contest.
The alcohol is made from fermented dead gods of barley, the surfing is on the back of a greater elemental dragon of water, the wet shirt contest is done with the, *ahem*, "blessings" of a goddess of beauty, and the volleyball is a globe of pure essence that will explode on contact with the ground.