I came home on a Tuesday night
As drunk as drunk could be
And saw this horse in the stable
Where my horse ought to be
I said to my wife, my pretty little wife
Explain this thing to me
What is this horse doing in the stable
Where my horse ought to be?

Oh you old fool, you blind fool
Can't you plainly see?
It's nothing but a milk cow
My momma gave to me

I've travelled this whole world over
Ten thousand miles or more
But a saddle and a bridle on a milk cow
I never did see before
A saddle and a bridle on a milk cow
I never did see before

...right drunken song? Wrong drunken song?