We don't even have a local gay bar. I thought everyone was supposed to have a local gay bar. Not us. Apparently there was one, but it closed down a couple years before I would have been of drinking age. Not that I drink.

The only LGBT people I know in the area are lesbians. I know... a lot of lesbians. A lot. I seem to attract them to me, like some sort of lesbian magnet. Of my major female friend population, less than 30% have been straight. Needless to say, this not only doesn't help my romance prospects but reduces the pool proportionally. My weird past relationship thing notwithstanding.

I like to joke sometimes that I can turn anyone off men just by greeting them.