My Little Pony VI: MUFFINS!

[darthbobcat]

Email away for the Pony Week banner. Now to get some work done on this paper so I have time to make a submission for the Friend-off...**grumble**

Actually, I do have a proposal for you now. Don't know if you're just moving on without it, or... well, here it is, regardless.

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Panel 1
Rainbow Dash sits in front of a desk, wearing a nice suit. Her hoofs are steepled in front of her.
RAINBOW DASH: My fellow Equestrians. As your duly appointed Best Young Flyer, I come to you tonight to talk about a threat to our very way of life.

Panel 2
Rainbow Dash slips on reading glasses.
RAINBOW DASH: Some ponies in a place called...

Panel 3
Rainbow Dash squints, reading a sheet of paper
RAINBOW DASH: "Pony Chan" have been posting wicked and libelous art.

Panel 4
Dash stands up and points at the reader
RAINBOW DASH: This art implies that I regularly abuse and misuse Scootaloo. This is ridiculous. Scootaloo is a cute little kid and I'm not monster.

Panel 5
Scootaloo is there, covered in coal stains, holding a coal brush and dressed like a 19th century orphan.
SCOOTALOO: I finished out your (cough) chimney, Dash. What else did you want me to do?
RAINBOW DASH (look of shock and horror): ...

Panel 6:
Rainbow Dash looks very scared and embarrassed.

Panel 7:
Rainbow Dash gets a sheepish grin and starts pushing Scootaloo off panel.
RAINBOW DASH: Heh heh heh... kids and their games! That's all. Good night, everypony!
SCOOTALOO: (Coughs piteously)

Rather dark humor that I don't believe in, but potentially funny.