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599. A wicked empire has imprisoned you for public urination and thrown you in the gladiatorial pits. Survive the arena. Be a legend.
612. A wicked Ur-Deity has imprisoned your multiverse in gladiatorial combat with other universes. Every multiverse is a planet of hats. Survive the ensuing ****-storm. No, literally. Your first opponent is the Waste Multiverse.