My Little Pony VII: The Grand Galloping Thread

[darthbobcat]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I realized that so far in every art form involving cute and innocent creatures which I have come to enjoy, there also exists a terrifyingly gruesome fanfic involving acts that would unnerve Eli Roth.

What have I done to deserve this?

Your faithful droid,
DD

Dear DD,
Sadly, ponies have free will, and thus have the option to write depraved fanfics. Don't worry, though, as this puts them on my naughty list, so they get sticks and potatoes on Decemberween instead of dirt bikes, cupcakes and official Luna action figures (with light up horn).

Your loving teacher
Princess Celestia