Re: My Little Pony VII: The Grand Galloping Thread
Originally Posted by darthbobcat
Dear DD,
Sadly, ponies have free will, and thus have the option to write depraved fanfics. Don't worry, though, as this puts them on my naughty list, so they get sticks and potatoes on Decemberween instead of dirt bikes, cupcakes and official Luna action figures (with light up horn).
Your loving teacher
Princess Celestia
Yay! Action figures and decidedly un-gruesome baked goods for everypony!
This Machine Surrounds Hate And Forces It To Surrender
Originally Posted by Anarion
DD, your unicorn is stronger, prettier, and higher-ranking than mine, and her secret lab has a better name than mine. THERE SHALL BE NO QUARTER.