Quote Originally Posted by darthbobcat View Post
Dear DD,
Sadly, ponies have free will, and thus have the option to write depraved fanfics. Don't worry, though, as this puts them on my naughty list, so they get sticks and potatoes on Decemberween instead of dirt bikes, cupcakes and official Luna action figures (with light up horn).

Your loving teacher
Princess Celestia
Yay! Action figures and decidedly un-gruesome baked goods for everypony!