Dude, watch where you're pointin' that pony! I'm just lucky I'm immune to mind-affecting effects! One of the War Droids saw that for two seconds, broke down and started to cry!
They don't have emotions! Or tear ducts, for that matter!
Now I have to go put it down and it's being so pathetic it's not even any fun. Thanks, man, thanks.
Does no-one ever think of the poor, wicked henchmendroids? *shakes head*