Kewl. All I ask? Imply that Dash never actually learned it. You don't have to openly say it. I just find the idea that the most shipped pony in ponydom has no idea what sex is amusing beyond words.
I'm pretty sure I would be unable to stop laughing after reading this fic.
This Machine Surrounds Hate And Forces It To Surrender
Originally Posted by Anarion
DD, your unicorn is stronger, prettier, and higher-ranking than mine, and her secret lab has a better name than mine. THERE SHALL BE NO QUARTER.