You know, I've been thinking - possibly because I've been listening to far too many Super Ponybeat mixes - does Pinkie Pie's laughing-dispel technique actually work in practise? Science - and magic - must know!

To this end, I have cunningly chained up some Elven prisoners from Bleak Despair's brig for an...experiment. It will be under closely monitored surveillance, of course, to record every last detail! Well, from several War Droids anyway, as everylich else was busy. I now intend to attempt a hitherto unattempted feat, and attempt to first sing at, and then laugh at the victi- ah, the test subjects and see if I can make them discorporeate!

For Science! And Magic!

Mwahahaha!

Ahem.

Sooooo...giggle at the ghostly,
Guffaw at the grossly,
Crack up at the creepy,
Whoop it up with the ohcrap
*whffff*



ERROR. COMMADORE BLEAKBANE HAS BEEN DISCORPORATED. LICH REGENERATION INITIATED BUT NATURAL REGENERATION RATE SEVERLY IMPAIRED. ESTIMATED TIME TO RECOVERY 156 TO 228 HOURS. DISCONNECTING STATION UPLINK TO EARTH IMMED