Originally Posted by
Raz_Fox
The real reason Nightmare Moon was on the moon for a thousand years: it took her that long to get untied. Now, if she'd been a shipfic writer, then she could have just chewed through the gag, easy-peasy.
He's an actor, a lord of the stage
She's just a guard-pony, for minimum wage
Together the two are courageous and bold
Their story's always been ready to be told
INCONCEIVABLY HAMMY!
(...Dude, you've got the same body structure as half my protagonists. That's freaky.
But yeah, just a few inches under six feet here, and I used to be able to count my ribs. So you could still probably pull off the Aquaman in that pic.)
Just wait a few hundred years for Talespinner to show up in the TARDIS. Why a few hundred years? Because Whooves failed his piloting exam, that's why!
CUPCAKES TIIIIIIIIME[/Master]