I leave for a week and it's one of the funniest ever.
I loved the old man. And I can totally relate to walking up hill both ways because I live in Seattle, and that is a regular occurance.
My favorite quote though goes to V: "But should this one request that I alter reality on her behalf, she will be issued an appropriate bill afterwards."
I usually love Belkar and Elan quotes, but V's just took the cake this time. *This one*! Classic.

Enigma