...Sold. You had me at "actually be able to do something right in a Dawn of War game instead of getting torn apart".
SO, anyways, enough weirdness. This is the list I'll be using on Saturday, unless anyone has any further suggestions!
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Librarian, 140pts
-Terminator Armor, Storm Shield
-Powers: Force Dome, Vortex of Doom
ELITES
Sternguard 10, 340pts
-Heavy Flamer, 9 Combi-meltas
+Drop Pod (with Librarian)
TROOPS
Scouts 10, 175pts
-Combat Squad A: 1 Sergeant with Powerfist, Shotgun, & Meltabombs, 3 Shotgunners, 1 CCW/Pistol (metal model, can't fix)
-Combat Squad B: 4 Snipers, 1 Missile Launcher
Scouts 10, 150pts
-Snipers, 1 Missile Launcher
Scouts 10, 150pts
-Snipers, 1 Missile Launcher
FAST ATTACK
Land Speeder Storm, 60pts
-Heavy Flamer
-Contains Scout Combat Squad A
HEAVY SUPPORT
Devastators 5, 190pts
-4 Missile Launchers
+Razorback
Devastators 5, 190pts
-4 Missile Launchers
+Razorback
Thunderfire Cannon, 100pts
TOTAL: 1500 points.