Fixed that for you. And no, it's not weird at all.
Now, about this little wager you proposed:
SpoilerThere were a lot of very long words there, and I'm naught by a humble Amish Pirate. But I think I can gather what it is you're saying, and you can tell me if I've got it right. You are betting that my efforts at not saying the p-word will be more noticeable than actually saying it. That when I'm about to slip up, the catching myself and mental train wreck that ensues will be so noticeable that the other person calls me out on it.
I like it. We have an accord, my good man.