It does seem kind of stupid to tell you that I'm a werewolf if I actually was a werewolf. So maybe I'm not a werewolf.

But then again, maybe I'm just saying that because it will make you not suspect you. Maybe I'm just saying that I am a werewolf because it'll work like reverse psychology and make you think that I'm not a werewolf when I actually am. But if that was so, why would I be telling you my entire plan? Unless...

It really is all a big mystery, isn't it.