My Little Pony XIV: Boots on Hooves / Bikinis on Top

[Vent Reynolt]

I've got something better

CUTIE MARK CRUSADER TROUBLE PREPARER
Make it double
To not find our mark would be devastation
To unite all blank-flanks in the Equestrian Nation
To find the talent for what we love
We'll search even the stars above
Sweety
Bloom
Cutie Mark Crusaders blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Scootaloo! That's right!

That would never work; everypony knows that Scootaloo isn't a cat. She's a chicken.

However, my mind also goes strange places sometimes as I have imagined the Cutie Mark Crusaders as Lock, Shock, and Barrel from Nightmare before Christmas. Also, I'm imagining Pinkie as Oogie Boogie. (Turns out, she was nothing but a big bag of candy)

Huh. She made it. I'm starting to think her cutie mark is going to be a four leaf clover...

Also, Luna and BEES!:

Spoiler

Show

Since I won't get many opportunities to say this:

Bees! My god!