Oh you'd be suprised. Hand anyone anything that one usually would hold (it's more feasable to try this with a skrewdriver or TV remote than a chair) and they'll grab it.
Also, yes. The tank has rocket jets. If you look closely, you can actually see it's the back half of a Fury Interceptor jury-rigged to the front half of a Leman Russ tank
I also attached a Necron Particle Whip Projector (you know the crystal on top of Mololiths?) onto it, and a Gatling Rocket Chainsaw Launcher. See if you can find them.

Also, Emperor is a verb now? I emperor you! *BLAM*

Comic 439 is up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?