Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry

[Blazen]

433: I may not hit random areas of the wall, and claim that the bombable areas make different sounds.

434: I may not claim that all players should be payed an equal amount if I took Vow of Poverty.

Some 4e ones

435: I am not allowed to build a Swordmage/Wizard hybrid who outdamages the Barbarian.

436: Especially if he doesn't have to roll for attacks.

437: I am not allowed to tell the new player that Vampires are a good class.

438: I am not allowed to tell the new player that Hybrids are a smart choice.

439: I am not allowed to tell the new player that he doesn't need Divine Power for his Paladin.

440: I am not allowed to talk to the new player.

441: I may not allowed to talk to the players, all my actions must be written on a note card and handed to the DM.

442: I am not allowed to draw obscene pictures on the note card and hand it to the DM.