"Cute. Ya think that's enough to fell a disciple of mine?
Hey, Pico! If you beat that guy while still playing by the rules, I got ten crates of fifty-year-old scotch for you!"
"Cute. Ya think that's enough to fell a disciple of mine?
Hey, Pico! If you beat that guy while still playing by the rules, I got ten crates of fifty-year-old scotch for you!"
The Void, the Cold Steel, the Just Sword courtesy of Prime32.
AWSUM
This one's new.Spoiler
I met a girl with a really pensive look. I walk up to her, put a fifty cent coin in her hand, "For your thoughts. I know the going rate is supposed to be one, but I figure you play hardball."
She gave it back, "Keep it. Pretty sure a guy with your charm can find a way to have them for free anyway."