First of all, gonna say that I'm sorry for generalizing fanfic authors. I should of specified bad ones. HOWEVER, it appears that my comment triggered you, so I've got a lot to respond to, which means that in the end it was a success. Yay!
Not denying Haku looks like a chick. And not surprised they would use her design for a chick. However, and this may just be me, but I think the design is actually meant to be adrongyneis (however you spell this, I forget ).
If that was the case...well, it certainly would be hilarious. "I am a straight girl, but this Zabuza guy, I love him, but he wears cowboy esque, near assless chaps, so he might be gay, so I'm going to pretend to be a dude". That really is the most ridiculous topsy turvy type of story ever. And I like it.
And yha, explaining it adequitely would make it more sensible. Again, sorry for generalizing up there. We can atleast all agree that Haku, one way or the other, is the Ultra Trap
Ahh, ok. Sorry about that Teddy, I can be a BIT forgetfull
EDIT: Before I forget, SKEPPIO! Just a reminder, I said you can talk to me whenever you want. Just making sure you remember