Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry

[Qing Guang]

Well, yeah, I always thought orchestrating those kinds of situations that force a Paladin to choose between his life or his strict alignment was why you let them join the party?

Oh, those are quite interesting. Not in this case, though. This case would fall under the following rule:
908. I may not commit crimes "for teh lulz" if I expect not to be laughed at when I claim to be Lawful Good.