My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

[Lix Lorn]

I'm almost tempted, but it wouldn't fit over my armour.

*glare*

Also, I have duties to attend to which I'm doing right now, boss!

I could enchant it to be effective as armor.

Waaaaagh!

*keels over backwards*

Well, I've got the former and the latter down, at any rate...

Can't we just skip the middle one?

Nicely done, but no. xD

Wait, wait, wait. You have a girlfriend and a crush who's girlfriend you want assassinating¹? And all those Elves (and whatever is left of Spleenripper.)

Fickle, aren't we?

Nope!
Fickle would imply that I switched between them. I am the goddess of love and lust, the firstborn child and the herald of the shipping goddess. I love them all constantly.

¹By the by, on that issue, how does being repeatedly squished under the hull of a Hammer of Hatred heavy grav-tank bouncing up and down on them sound? I find it works wonders on vampires; especially because it takes ages for them to be crushed into a fine enough paste they can't heal. Fun for everyone!

Sounds excellent. I approve!

*Midnight blinks curiously, her ears twitching slightly as Lix whispers that secret into her ear.

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"Wow...that's actually pretty cunning! I'm impressed! Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. It's not like I use mine too much unless I'm n the midst of being Midnight Mare.

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"Oh, good to hear, thanks!" I reply happily. "Oh, and there's no worries on the colour sharing, by the way. Looks good on your voice."

*Midnight giggles.
"Remind me someday to tell you some of the stories about growing up with two of the most overprotective mothers in the world. ^^"

Giggle right back. "I sure will! Sounds fun!"

*Midnight snuggles Lixie!

She snuggles BACK!