(snicker)
I'mma gonna leave the bridge cause I feel merciful, but for the record, I'm not THAT stupid.
COURSE not like that. (snicker) I'll keep your secret, oh lovestruck lich.Bwaaaah!
Well, yes, like, but not like, like silly, goddess. Given he's, sorry, she's been working as my attache for the last half-a-decade, we do have a share certain camraderie, yes. She's a pretty good sidekick to have in a fight too. Which is as far as it goes; purely platonic and all that.
Anyhoo, moving (very) swiftly on...