[Nexus] Trog's Tavern CCXXXVI

[Rebonack]

The fallen Derp Marine's mini-freezer grieves prove to be highly resilient, protecting his limbs from being sheered off by the tail blade. He's still on his back, though. Floundering like an up-ended turtle. Refrigerators really aren't that easy to right once knocked down.

Doesn't stop him from keeping up the fire with his derpa-gun! Regardless of how ineffectual it might be.

The Hurp Cannon is stolen and crushed, causing it to explode in a violent blast of pure internet stupidity and rage.

Seeing that their weapons have thus far proven ineffectual the SPESS MEHREENS draw their deadly Troll Blades! The vile, rotten teeth of thousands of forum trolls roar to life in a flurry of gnashing ass-hattery! Their roar fills the air with cries of ancient and potent troll topics.

It is with these relic weapons that the three standing Derp Marines move in to assault their foe!

Jeany, meanwhile, is trying really hard to shut the Voice out of her mind. Sadly she has absolutely no idea how to go about doing that. So instead she's just settled with causing her active camouflage to make her blend in with the floor and vanish from sight.

Maybe it won't see her...

Maybe if it can't find her it'll just go away.