No, but imagine if the shippers hear it!
Speaking of shipping, Vetinari TOTALLY has a crush on Vimes. Unrequited love, obviously.
I said that! I was up a tree when someone asked me why there were coins in my shoe, and I said the were for Charon since I had no actual answer. Because I didn't even know how the heck they got in there in the first place. (And they were Crocs too, it must have been recently, since they'd have fallen out.)
Also I found out that I am definitely part cat. I love going up trees and then I'm miserable and often get trapped when trying to go down. I really don't why.