Cynical Avocado's Absolutely Admirable Accumulation of Random Bantering #165

[Coidzor]

Also, when bribing your DM is not possible, sucking up is the next to best method of not getting killed (the other one is not playing a race the DM hates, I mistake I've made).

Indeed. One of my friends made that mistake & it ended up killing his warforged characters. Even in games where that DM wasn't the DM.

The only race I hate is half lings, and that was before I realized that they aren't presented as hobbits. Now that I know they are less "ho hum fiddle dee dee" and more "I'll cut your ankles off" I'm ok with them.

Considering their favored class is rogue...

Speaking of DND races, I'm the ridiculous type of person that would allow any race if you can work it.

Kid, I like your style.