Game rules for Semi-elemental plane of ranch dressing and GO!

[Warmage]

I wonder what the stats are on that Ranch Elemental. I can imagine Redcloak complaining about its existence, since ranch is a heterogeneous mixture rather than an element.

It is a semi-elemental, almost as powerful as a true elemental, but much tastier.

Probably offers some sort of bonus for any spell with the Ranch descriptor.

And thus, V learns the single most powerful spell in his arsenal: Meteor Salad.