1. 2011-09-13, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #205
    NNescio
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    Default Re: "Wait, that didn't work right" - the Dysfunctional Rules Collection

    Quote Originally Posted by subject42 View Post
    Jokes. Freaking jokes, man.

    Alternately:

    Oozes. Freaking oozes, man.

    (Disclaimer: This is intended to be humorous. Subject42 does not recommend that you attempt to grapple an ooze without sufficient acid resistance and a bottle of air strapped to your face. Subject42 cannot be held liable for any harm associated with grappling oozes.)
    Here's an extreme corner case for elves:

    Bulettes. Freaking bulettes, man.

    (Disclaimer: Inedibility does not imply an immunity from being mauled, bitten, ripped apart, or otherwise being harmed.)
    Last edited by NNescio; 2011-09-13 at 02:16 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by kardar233 View Post
    GitP: The only place where D&D and Cantorian Set Theory combine. Also a place of madness, and small fairy cakes.
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