......LET LOOSE THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS OF WAR!
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Hello? Pwny Lord? Evil Pwny Lord?
"So....hungry..."
"Yeah, uh, barely feeding your soldiers is hardly what one would call proper military management, Gamerlord. Now if you excuse me, I'm so hungry I could eat a ....no wait, nevermind, that was about to create some very disturbing implications."
"And we're herbivores! Did you really think we would eat them?
"I can see the fabric of space and time! I'm going to eat it!" *Faints*
Uh...
Excuse me fellow ponythreaders it appears I'm going to need to fish out an old doomsday device to terroize you with, plan A is a flop...