*tips helmet*
The irony is, of course, I was actually playing the blue tanks in the actual game...
AAAAAARGH!
Video! Video! Video!
Actually, boss, technically we don't have a policy for that here, because you used your discretionary powers to ignore it because you thought it was pointless because "how in the fragging hell can you sexually harass a Lich?!" But I'm covered, since I'm still not relichificated yet.
Curse you, naiveity!!!!