Beeskee *thbbbts* at the other pony. "I'm not a pervert! Unless your cutie mark is something really weird. I bet you say something awesome and just don't want to admit it, but I'll let some other pony get hit."
It just needs a name. "Poking Ponies for ___ and Profit!"
'Fun and Profit' fits but isn't alliterative enough. I don't want to go with 'Pleasure and Profit' because SOMEPONY already thinks I'm a pervert.
*thbbbts* at Titanium Fox again.
Unless it went all out, in which case: "Perverted Poking of Ponies for Pleasure and Profit"