Relationship Woes and Advice XX: One X Short of an Awesome Title

[arguskos]

The only problem with getting a good deep fat fryer to make fish and ships is that you then have a good deep fat fryer to make battered Mars bars in and then you're officially on your way to HellDelicioustown.

Sorry, you seem to have mixed up your nonexistent places.

But seriously, fish 'n chips is about as "classically British" as it gets. I mean, the main British restaurants in other countries are pubs that sell fish 'n chips as the headliner. That's pretty straight-forward.