Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
...There is no way IN HELL this can be legal. There... there just can't. If this is a decent world that DOESN'T deserve to be nuked back to the stone age by the aliens from Battlefield Earth, THIS. CAN'T. BE. LEGAL.

Please tell me you have a local newspaper to submit these stories to. Because that's step one.
Yeah, we have a local newspaper. We can't contact him though, he hasn't replied to email or phone, and we don't know where he lives now. We just have to wait.