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Koro looks at the obstacles, then the gold, then back to the obstacles, then the gold again. The beargon makes dragon noises, then proceeds to do as instructed. He returns to the dwarf and makes more bear noises. He wants that gold!
Ha ha, cool. The dwarf says, chucking the bear a bar of gold. Stay there for a second. She says, before running off and dragging in a manikin made of stone, with a crude picture of a scowling face drawn on it, and pointy ears stapled to the side.

It's probably supposed to be an goblin.

Now attack that thin tree-hugging bastard! She shouts, completely disproving the narration.