Pinball Witch (Inspired by Pinball Wizard, by The Who)
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Ever since I was a young colt
I've played the silver ball
From Sohoof down to Foalsom
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like her
In any amusement hall
That derpy, cross-eyed mare
Sure plays a mean pinball

She stands, up on her hooves
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
She plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That derpy, cross-eyed mare
Sure plays a mean pinball

She's a pinball wizard
Her apprentice is named Twist
A pinball wizard
She's got such a supple wrist

How do you think she does it?
(I don't know)
Muffins make her good?

Doesn't know distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Can't focus on lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never seen her fall
That derpy, cross-eyed mare
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table queen
But I just handed
My pinball crown to her

Even on my favorite table
She can beat my best
Her sisters lead her in
And she just does the rest
She's got crazy habitrail hooves
Never seen him fall
That derpy, cross-eyed mare
Sure plays a mean pinball


I gotta roll out for a test, so that's what I've got.