I'm tempted to have Dash interact with the narrator as she jumps between fics.
"Rainbow struggled to get off the ground, but felt a stabbing pain in her wing. It seemed-"
"Yeah, yeah, broken wing. Not interested. SKIP!"
"Pinkie had an unusual grin on her face, her eye twitching manically as she pulled out the egg beater."
"Psychopath Pinkie #28. Not what I want. SKIP!"
"Gilda flapped slowly forward, caressing Dash's wings, the fires of desire in her eyes...."
"Bleh, I'm not that kind of filly! NEXT!"
"Oh, c'mon! This one was getting good!"
"Not interested. SKIP!"
"... fine. AND THEN THEY BOTH F-"
"I SAID SKIP!"