Originally Posted by
Aotrs Commander
Speaking of daft superheroes, why has there still not yet been any crossovers with Earthworm Jim?
I can totally see a pony-shaped supersuited Jim (with Peter Puppy ... actually much as he is) loudly doing battle (with the assistance of Luna in full CANTALOT VOICE MODE (replacing Princess What's-Her-Name) against (pony) Professor Donkey-Foe-A-Head.
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Huh, I just realised, even Earthworm Jim adheres to the "Princess good, Queen evil" what with Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt...
Also, the haggis running gag would be really dark... and so even more funny.
Spike (to Peter Puppy): Are you sure you don't what some? This haggis I found in Professor Donkey-For-A-Head's lair is really good! I wonder what it's made from?
Peter (deadpan): The heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled in it's own intestines.
Spike: *freezes mid-chew, eyes growing very large*
*beat*
*spittake*
*cut to Spike frantically cleaning out his mouth with the aid of bleach and the toilet brush*