League of Legends XXV: Who is your Summoner, and what does he do?

[Morph Bark]

Have I mentioned how much I hate whiners? Because I really hate whiners.

I'm seriously thinking Riot should include an option in the game where you can select either "I play for fun" or "I play to win", because I always end up with an ass who curses at everyone for dying one more time than him and makes hypocritical assessments of others.

Additionally, maybe a sort-of Elo thing for non-Ranked games. I'm starting to think I should just only play Ranked so I don't end up against full 5-man teams with three times my amount of wins so often. Though that strangely only happens when I have more wins than losses...

[CONSPIRACY THEORY]

First, I need to convert more Rioters in to bronies.

I wish this were on the Riot forums so I could thumbs-up it.

/not even a brony