Ch 13 Learn French today to get a +2 circumstance bonus to seduction checks
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What's a sword?

Not really.


Or weak.

Bwahhhh! Bwahhhhh! There are 386 in this nation alone. More in others


Um, no thank you.

Sure battle me because I won't dance with you.

Infest...the...ship...
No! I'm still on it.

I know I am.

At least 649.

Like I have a choice.



Um... good for you?


When I was a kid we didn't have these fancy shamncy abilities, if we wanted to paralyze something we thunder waved it and we liked it!


Considering I would have been about two, I'm sure you would have.

Strong ones.


But I'm not in the military.

But if you had to pick one what would it be?

I just boarded.

Shouldn't you be in Sinnoh? You know protecting time and space.

Take it easy?! You are disregarding your duty to protect time and space! Do your job!

Jango I have a tm for you.
Dream eater! Oh thank Arceus
Well no, it's break brick

All of my hate!!!!!!

Speaking french better not be an attempt to seduce me!
Jeez, you are way too sensitive about that.

Bill gave the ticket to me, in exchange for my silence.

Eh I have 26 pokemon.

How!!
Evolution! I have been training the pokemon I would normally box.
Huh. I should probably do that too, after Surge

I challenge you to a four on four battle.
Fine my skills have improved since we last met.
Go Tweety
Red Baron I choose you!

Red Baron use Peck!
I trained my pokemon to take harder blows then that! Tweety use gust!

Oh come on you barely hurt Red Baron you have to be better then that. Red Baron Peck
I have trained to beat any flying foe!

*sigh* Tweety return go Pesty
Red Baron return, go Jango

Jango Break brick!

Wow that was quick.
Go Bill Nye!

Bill Nye disable

Jango Headbutt

Bill Nye use confusion
Jango finish this headbutt

Gary calm your Kadabra down!

...Gary?
No more screwing around! Trogdor go!
Thumbs go!

Thumbs magnitude!
You know since this is on a ship, wouldn't this battle be really dangerous. You know what if we puncture a hull.
If you win, you get meds.
.... There will be no hope for him.
Trodgor growl!

Thumbs finish this!
Trogdor don't fail me!

Damn it!

Here are the meds the nurse recommended.
Finally Onom nom nom... What are the side effects of the meds?
Why?
I feel funny.

Side effects include. Death, Painful death, Slow death, Death by internal combustion, Dissociative identity disorder, Being ripped apart by bears, and Death by hypothermia... the ****?

Yay! Now I gots people to hear me complain. Who are you?
I am Kiuoshi the first. I dispense wisdom to the younger generations.
And I am Old Fred. I can never hear you so please speak up.
I'm so sick and tired of you constantly winning!
Well I'm sorry, but I'm not going to lose on purpose.
You should hear Oak go on about you, how you take just after your father, that you have so much skill.
Gary you're skilled too.
...Really?
Yes Gary.

*sigh* I hope he'll feel better.

Need some antacid?
I need a heal bot.

*snerk* Cure light wounds

I refuse to believe that worked.

As long as the name does not involve divine power, or Righteous might, or Blade barrier.

It heals hp, not diseases I guess.






Um okay.

So what was the point of that?


Characters that speak in this update
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Melinda
Red Baron
Endo
Grumbles
Thumbs
Jango


Comments are always appreciated

Okay the Lt.Surge fight is next. What level should I grind to? He has a
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Lv 21 Voltorb, Lv 18 Pikachu, Lv 24 Raichu



And do you know what that means. That means after Lt.Surge it's reserve grinding time!!!!! I mean you can't vote until next time, but we'll be seeing all the pokemon that weren't good enough for the main team!