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Ch 14 Lt.Surge fights the deadliest enemy known to man!

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Okay, who wants to learn cut?
I will, to help Mommy!



Biollante cut.

What is it.

I swear if his name turns out to be Bandit Keith Surge. There will be violence

I've noticed


Bring it!


Really.... You missed the glorious chance to use a pun like shocking? I mean I'd probably would have had to stab you, but it would have been perfect.



But where are the locks?

Uh okay?



I think I'm close to evolving.


Maybe I'll finally be able to eat dreams.
Not likely.

Noooo! Arceus why can't I eat dreams?
Arceus is cruel. Hypno The still eats dreams pokemon. Hypno still needs dreams to live, it can't eat dreams. Can be used as evidence that Arceus is a cruel deity

The army of what? When was the last time we ever had a war?



Answer Mommy's question!!!!!

Answer!!!!
Biollante it's okay, he doesn't have to answer my question.
Okay Mommy!


But he's a gym leader, he has to accept challenges. This makes no sense.

Yeah. Got past the fence.

Challenging you for the badge.

That's why I have pokemon to fight for me.

What war!?
The war against the BEARS!!!!!
*face-palm* If I didn't need the badge I would leave now!


Surge I challenge you to a three on three fight!
As you wish
Go Thumbs
Voltorb I choose you.

Thumbs Magnitude
What, I didn't hear you, speak up Missy.
You must use the wisdom of types to demolish your foe.

Yeah we did it, and this medicine is so tasty.
I was happy to serve Mas....ter....
Go Pikachu

Thumbs Magnitude again.

There's no way a kid could be that good. You must have been sent by the Bear spies to weaken my defenses, it's so obvious! Raichu kill them all!
*face-palm*

Thumbs let's finish this, Magnitude.
All right Kiuoshi and Old Fred, let's do this. Triangle attack!
Attacking from three sides is a wise way to overcome opponent’s defense
What!! I didn't hear you!!

That was pathetic! Seriously what impairing substance was the elite four under when they decided to make you a gym leader.
Get out of here Bear Spy!!!!!!
Give me the badge and I will.

*face-palm*
A bear spy agreeing to leave like that. The bears must fear me more then I thought.


Wouldn't that be highly illegal?... Oh wait thinking of the wrong speed.




Wait...before...we...go...I...can...give...you...t he...power...to...kill...all...bears.
You could do that?
Yes...
Don't do it!
Shut up Bear spy. You're just worried about your bear masters. I'm getting me bear killing powers!
Hahahahaha.....

If I get arrested for that, I will sell you down the river so fast.
He...asked...for...it...
Well I'm going to train the reserves for a little bit.

Characters that speak in this update

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Melinda
Biollante
Endo
Thumbs Kiuoshi the first Old Fred
Jango

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