Electronics Asylum

"...No, I'm not a robot. I need to eat and sleep like people do, and I need these glasses to fix my astigmatism." She adjusts her glasses and SWEET NELLY that must be a strong astigmatism for a small adjustment to make a crazy swirl of color like that.

"But for some reason dogs bark at me, metal detectors beep at me, and strong magnets give me headaches. It's not because I'm a robot, because robots don't get headaches. Oh, well. It seems so silly that so many people mistake me for an advanced robot... oh, well. Don't worry about it! Is there any way I can help you today?"