Originally Posted by Skelengar There's a perfectly good answer to that. I'd tell you, but by now, you have probably lopped your own head off, so you might not be able to hear me. Style totally backed up by canon, people get by just fine apparently without lobbing off their own heads when wielding two.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature. Where did you start yours? On the road, heading to an abandoned church.