PTTA-the lost king and the Cult of Arceus

[Eshkigal]

Tony looks up at the flying dragons, and gets a fairly evil looking grin.
"Heh...Hehehehe! I always wanted to try being a dragon for a bit! Truse, make sure I don't fall over the edge, I'm gonna try dragonite jacking!"
(1d100-8)[-7]

I believe that just succeeded pretty well.

Green light suffuses his forehead again, and the head of a nearby dragonite. The dragonite blinks, before lumbering over. Meanwhile, Tony collapses to the ground, with both foreheads glowing. The charmander panics, and finds another person to cling to.
HA! It worked!
He picks up his own body.
(Current HP: 59)